Back Yard of the Universe

Erm… apologies for the complete lack of any updates for the last few (well, many) weeks. The old usual reasons of too much work, too little energy and that kind of thing have prevented me from typing a web address into my browser and writing some rubbish to go on here. Anyway, I’m back now and that’s the important thing. More stuff will be coming here soon, and I hope you enjoy it.

Oh, by the way, I’d just like to thank all those lovely Russian people who’ve been leaving some nice comments on the site during my absence; I never knew I was so popular over there! Of course, I haven’t got the faintest idea what any of you are on about, but a quick Babel Fish translation suggests that you’re trying to suggest some fantastic products that I could purchase over the Internet on sites that have absolutely-nothing-to-do-with-the-mafia-whatsoever. Thank you very much and I shall certainly take you up on your most generous offers, just as soon as I have my brain removed and replaced with a lemon drizzle cake.