Category: Info


2012: that sounds like it should be in the future. It isn’t, of course; it’s in the present (well, the ‘now’ bit of it is at any rate). Every year for the past half decade at this time I’ve thought to myself ‘I really must do something with the web site’. And then, erm, I don’t. Well, this year I really must do something with the web site. Now, whether the addition of italics will actually make a difference or not I don’t know, but it’s worth a try.

I think one of the problems I’ve had before is trying to make this less a personal site/blog and into something it isn’t (such as read by a large number of other people). So, instead this time the site is going to be a much more self-indulgent mishmash of things I want to talk about and random other rubbish. At the very least it may be an interesting insight into my psyche for my daughter in years to come after I’ve departed this mortal coil, possibly in some kind of supermarket trolley rage revenge attack.

Here’s to 2012. :)

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Yet another re-jigging of the site and some new material is coming shortly. Hold onto your hats/helmets/comedy Mickey Mouse ears.

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Yes, yes, yes, I know: I’m rubbish. I promise to update the site and this blog more often and I don’t. The reason for this is simply that I either don’t seem to have the time to do it or, when I do, I can’t think of anything to say. Well, as a belated new year’s resolution I’m going to make sure that I put more things up here. Not enough time? Then I shall make time! (Presumably out of used toilet roll tubes and sticky-backed plastic. There must be a video on YouTube somewhere.) Can’t think of anything interesting? Well, most of the Internet isn’t interesting so it presumably doesn’t matter.

So, if you don’t see some semi-regular updates on the main site or this here blog, then feel free to come ’round and hit me with a blunt object.*

*: Please don’t do this.

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I’m going to start writing a new series of little blog-ettes on here which will cover Good Things and Bad Things (the capitalisation is important). These things could be of any nature, but given my geeky tendencies will probably be something to do with a video game, a TV show or a video game about a TV show. Obviously my categorisation of things as good or bad is entirely opinionated and may not agree with everybody else’s, though they are obviously wrong (or I’m wrong, or we’re both wrong, or the whole damn system is wrong).

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The Internet is a strange beast: it can horde information from millions of sources and store them potentially forever. On the other hand, it can also be strangely ephemeral; once a page has been updated then the old version is lost forever. That’s pretty much what happened to Back Yard.

It’s rather scary to realise that the original Back Yard was first published in 1997, which I think makes it older than Google. It was my second attempt at a website, after the frighteningly dull PC-1 which purported to be about computery things, but was actually just a whole heap of tedium dressed up in HTML form. Back Yard was intended to be a repository for random, vaguely amusing thoughts and was pretty much a ‘blog’ before the term had really become a common term. It lasted a couple of years and, though it would be a complete lie to say that it was ever popular in the traditional sense of the word, it did have a few regular readers.

For reasons that escape me now, it died a death around about the time I started university for the first time, and though it languished on the CompuServe (remember them?) servers for quite some time, nothing was ever done with it. In 2003 I set up a new website, CityOfOxbury.co.uk, that existed until just last year, though was only updated sporadically after 2005.

Then, finally, last year Back Yard was resurrected from the ashes as a WordPress-based site. As mentioned in my last post, I was never truly happy with this and it was never really publicised so few people ever saw it. Following much (well, some) thought and a lot (a tiny bit) of planning, this, the new new Back Yard was born. Hoo and, indeed, rah.

Whilst in the process of working out what should be in the new Back Yard I decided to take a look at the old version. Unfortunately my old copies of the site appear to lost or, at the very least. stuck on an old floppy disk somewhere, probably in a dusty box buried beneath a thousand unused AOL CDs. Luckily, thanks to the wonders of the Wayback Engine I’ve been able to salvage a version of the old site, and have made it available on the new site for the purposes of posterity. If you feel so inclined, you can see it here. Unfortunately the Wayback Engine hasn’t been able to trap everything, so some things – like old episodes of Doctor Who will have to remain lost.

Reading through it reveals that I appear to have been just as pompous and ill-informed back when I was 16-18 as I am now, which is an achievement of some sorts, I guess. It would seem that I spent an inordinate amount of time between 1997 and 1999 fixing my computer, and indeed I do remember having a fair few arguments with the horrors of Internet Explorer 8. The design of the site is rather hideous, it must be said, and uses frames, if you can just about remember what they are (there’s also font tags all over the place, but the less said about them the better).

I also can’t believe I called her Jenny Ryan. What an idiot I was.

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Hey, look kids: it’s a new version of The Back Yard of the Universe! Whilst this won’t be news treated with universal excitement, it is at least mildly interesting from a personal perspective, as it represents the second redesign in less than a year. I was never really happy with the previous, solely-Wordpress-based version. Whilst WP is an absolutely fandabby-dozzy (as troubling comedy duo the Krankies would say) blogging engine – hence me still using it here – it didn’t quite have the flexibility I wanted.

So, here’s BYotU 2010, using a custom-built and rather sparsely-designed ASP.NET engine. I’ve tried to make the main bit kind of a ‘hub’ to a bunch of other sub-sites, which seems the best way of showcasing the various array of crap on offer whilst maintaining a tiny bit of consistency.

And with that, I’ll let you take a look around. Feel free to sign up to our RSS feed or visit our Facebook page to keep abreast of the latest updates, or sign up to my Twitter feed to read even more inane nonsense. That’s what the Internet is all about, after all (well, that and porn).